#3 ELVIS AND PRISCELLA
Awwwww hot hunk Elvis meets beautiful southern belle Priscella and they get marriedddd. HOW CUTE AND WONDERFUL. Happy forever, right?
NOOOO!!! Priscella couldn't take the circumstances of Elvis' career and all his traveling. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT. And then Elvis got fat and died on the toilet.
#2 KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPFUCKIDONTCARE
Stupid slut Kim falls in love. How sweet. He seems like a nice guy! They look soooo happy
#1 O.J. SIMPSON AND NICOLE BROWN
They are an adorable couple! Met at a diner and fell in love! Had some kids, got a house, LA DI FUCKING DA
THEN BOOM! NICOLE'S DOING DRUGS! EVERYONE HATES EACHOTHER! THEY SET THE BABY ON FIRE! O.J. BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE DOG! THEY RAPED AN ASIAN FAMILY AND STOLE THEIR SON, THEN RAISED HIM ON CORN BREAD! THEN HE FUCKING MURDERS HER BECAUSE THIS ALL MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE!!!