Friday Favorites #5

I'm getting divorced so this week my favorites will be MY FAVORITE DIVORCES!!! (Hooray...) Nobody take anything that I say in this post as facts. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

#3 ELVIS AND PRISCELLA

Awwwww hot hunk Elvis meets beautiful southern belle Priscella and they get marriedddd. HOW CUTE AND WONDERFUL. Happy forever, right?

NOOOO!!! Priscella couldn't take the circumstances of Elvis' career and all his traveling. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT. And then Elvis got fat and died on the toilet.

DIVORCEDED!!!!!

#2 KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPFUCKIDONTCARE

Stupid slut Kim falls in love. How sweet. He seems like a nice guy! They look soooo happy

WRONG THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!!! Only 72 days married?! EVEN I BEAT THAT! YOU FUCKING RETARDED PISS MONKEY FILTH, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND DIE! The marriage ended because Kim can't keep her legs closed for fucking 2 MONTHS and got it on with Kanye West!

DIVORCEDED!!!!

#1 O.J. SIMPSON AND NICOLE BROWN

They are an adorable couple! Met at a diner and fell in love! Had some kids, got a house, LA DI FUCKING DA

THEN BOOM! NICOLE'S DOING DRUGS! EVERYONE HATES EACHOTHER! THEY SET THE BABY ON FIRE! O.J. BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE DOG! THEY RAPED AN ASIAN FAMILY AND STOLE THEIR SON, THEN RAISED HIM ON CORN BREAD! THEN HE FUCKING MURDERS HER BECAUSE THIS ALL MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE!!!

DIVORCEDED

Friday Favorites #4

Beginning to a good weekend, today has been. Here's some Star Wars deliciousness for YA MIND.

I love Black Milk. I was so heartbroken that I discovered them AFTER these suits went out of stock :(  The only thing that ever sucks about Black Milk Clothing is that once they are out of something, it's usually gone FOR GOOD. 

Via: Black Milk Clothing

I know everyone is peeved that George Lucas fucked up Star Wars in the new releases of the DVDs but SHUT UP. You are all so self entitled. "OHHHH Mr. Lucas, you have given us the most wonderful nerdgasm in the universe! You want to add a few monsters that in no way affects us? BITCH BITCH MOOOOAN!" You are all stupid -.- The new blue ray release is eyegasms and braingasms for all.

CORRECTION: Thank you Keith for pointing out to me some things I missed. I agree, he is an asshole for the "NOOO!" and the Ghost.

 

Via: Amazon

SO MUCH WANT IN MY SOOOOOUL

 

Via: Amazon

I am about to throw a tantrum till someone gives this to me. My iphone needs new clothes anywaaay

Via: Amazon

I NEED MONEY SO ALL THIS CAN BE IN MY HOOOOUSE!!! #forever6

Bye bye!

Friday Favorites #3

Another long week of writing, stand-up, and family stuff. My grandparents are down from Chicago because my brother graduated high school yesterday. Very exciting stuff. Here are some of my favorite things this week

I want to make a t-shirt quilt so badly. Make one out of old t-shirts from all my friends :) Very fun!

Via: Coats and Clark Sewing Secrets

This purse is so fucking adorable. I WANT SO DAMN BADLY. This guy makes the most amazing purses. It's the style I want but will never have.

Via: Made by Hank

I WANT LONG HAIR AGAIN!!! I want to make pretty braids and crap like that so baaaaad. I love this fishtail braid. Even her shirt and the color of her hair is perfect :( DAMN HER

Via: Wedding Chicks

This dress needs to be mine RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. That's all.

Via: Modcloth

This sewing box is beautifulllll. I love how the outside looks like an old carpet bag.

Via: Amazon (Click the picture)

That's pretty much it. I'll leave you all on a picture that I found that made me laugh

Via: did-you-kno.tumblr.com

SO MUCH TRUTH RIGHT THUR!!! Happy Friday!

Friday Favorites! #2

Good friday everybody! I spent my evening at UCLA medical center getting my husband an MRI. 50 minutes of sitting next to him, listening to the loudest thumping in the universe. ANYWHOSITS, I am going to share some things.

Via: Amazon (for link just click on picture)

This book is for everyone who loved Hunger Games. It has the same kinda feel to it. It's about a civil war over abortion. Pretty sweet right? I won't give anymore away because the story is just way too good to spoil!

Via: Amazon (Just click picture for link)

I got these mixing bowls when I first moved in to my apartment and they are ADORABLEEEE. I love them to pieces and it's not just mixing bowls!! It comes with measuring cups and a strainer! Fabulous.

Via: Amazon (They are just so darn convenient!!!)

My friend Kristy Plotkin recommends this one. She says "A lot of people are afraid to read this book because I tell them it is the most beautifully witty and depressing book I have ever read. For some reason, people don't want to feel when they read, but even a few pages into this book will change your mind."

Via: Amazon (I think you get the hint that you can just click on the damn picture)

SCOTT PILGRIM!!!! I love everything Scott Pilgrim... To my greatest of excitements, Bryan Lee O' Malley is re-releasing each of the books IN COLOR!!! You can pre-order the first one through the link! It's only 13 bucks right now and I can't contain my girlish joy over this.

AAAAAAAAND SOMETHING I WISH WAS ON MY BODY! (As my husband would say, "Giggity")

Via: Modcloth

This top is so AMAZINGGGG!!! It is the prettiest red and it looks so comfy and flattering!!! *Sigh* One day.... maybe today when my husband isn't looking.... MWHAHAHAH!!!

That's all folks! See ya later!

Friday Favorites!

I have seen many cool people do this and I wanna join in! I have many cute and cool things to share with you beautiful individuals :)

Via: (SarahJaneStudios on etsy)

Adorable embroidery. I really wish I was this good! I love how she did the flowers, just absolutely perfect.

Via: (Life In The Green House)

A date night jar! I actually made this and it is AMAZING. Helps so much when you are just stuck in a rut with nothing to do. My husband LOVES it.

Via: (Modcloth)

This purse is SO FRICKIN BEAUTIFUL. All the little details, the coral color, just EVERYTHING about this purse is what I love. If only I could afford it... hahaah

Via: (Le Bunny Bleu)

I need slip ons so very badly and the texture mixed with the color is drool worthy. And how can I ever say no to yellow :)

Thats all this friday ladies and (maybe?) gents. I am going to my baby brothers "Jazz Cabaret" tonight and my Uncle Rooster flew in from Tennessee. Many fun things tonight. Hope your night will be just as fabulous! Now off I go to sew some dolls for my mother-in-law's friend's baby! WOO!